Prince believes in substitution

purple-cunt:

xstarlightgirl:

turtleneckhands:

revolutionnpg:

Breaks up with Vanity:

                          

Hires Apollonia:

Didn’t get Rosario:

Gets DJ Rashida:

No chance of getting Beyonce:

So hooked up with Liza Hernandez:

Couldn’t wait 4 new Sade:

So made some quasi Sade:       

Couldn’t get Esperanza Spaulding:

Now he has Andy Allo:

And dare say it, could never have Wendy:

Settled for her TWIN SISTER Susannah:

Lmfaooo you know what

LOL. genius

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